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A hilarious original Christmas Song

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Have a merry, windy xmas
May your bowels be filled with joy
May we all feel good cheer
With our loved ones so dear
As we fart under the mistletoe

(Verse)

It's xmas time again
And there's snow on the ground and the church bells are ringing
There's santa in his sleigh
And we do hope he's bringing some presents your way

(Bridge)

We wish you peace at this holiest time
And may Odin bless your wind today
We pray your dreams will come true on this night
And our farting doesn't scare them away

(Chorus)

Have a merry, windy xmas
May your bowels be filled with joy
May we all feel good cheer
With our loved ones so dear
As we fart under the mistletoe

(Verse 2)

The curry's in the pot
And the ale's flowing free and the naan bread is ready
The poppadoms are here
And the faeries have all got their stockings this year

(Bridge)

We wish you peace at this holiest time
And may Odin bless your wind today
We pray your dreams will come true on this night
And our farting doesn't scare them away

(Chorus)

Have a merry, windy xmas
May your bowels be filled with joy
May we all feel good cheer
With our loved ones so dear
As we fart under the mistletoe

(Guitar Solo)

(Audience Participation)

Have a merry, windy xmas
May your bowels be filled with joy
May we all feel good cheer
With our loved ones so dear
As we fart under the mistletoe

(Double Chorus)

Have a merry, windy xmas
May your bowels be filled with joy
May we all feel good cheer
With our loved ones so dear
As we fart under the mistletoe
Have a merry, windy xmas
May your bowels be filled with joy
May we all feel good cheer
With our loved ones so dear
As we fart under the mistletoe

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from Dr Johns Ultimate Rock Christmas Album, released November 22, 2018
Sacred Wind

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