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Dr Johns Ultimate Rock Christmas Album

by Dr Johns Surgery Records

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Why Don't Christmas Go Away By Dean P Farnell Someday I'll Find Employment And Pigs Will Fly There's A Job That I Heard Of Once In a Lulla bye Christmas Has Come And The Money's All Gone What Am I Gonna do I've Had A Little Look In The Bank Account And Old Santa Claus Is Due All The Parties Are Playing, Slade And Their Swaying And We Don't Have No Dough Another Little Look In The Bank Account And Where The Cash Went I Don't Know So Why Don't Christmas Go Away Christmastime Is Such A Pain 12 Months On And It's Back Again Why Don't Christmas Go Away I hate All The Frost And Cringe At The Cost Christmastimes No Fun Another Little Look In The Bank Account And All My Monies Gone We'll Sing The Same Songs And We'll Watch The Same Films Christmastimes A Bore And When You've No Cash In Your Bank Account It's A Bloody Nightmare When You're Poor So Why Don't Christmas Go Away Christmastime Is Such A Pain 12 Months On And It's Back Again Why Don't Christmas Go Away You Know I'm Bored With The Wizard Of Oz And I'm Bored With The Great Escape I'm So Bored With Watching, So Sick Of Hearing All The Songs From The Wizard Of Oz So I Found Me A Job To Earn A Few Bob Now Christmastime Is Fun Another Little Look In The Bank Account Now The Party Times Begun So I'm Off To The Shops With All Of My Dosh An A Gert Long Christmas List And With A Few Quid In The Bank Account To Buy Pressies For The Kids Now Why Don't Christmas Come To Stay Let's Have Christmas Everyday Since Good Fortune Came My Way I Want Christmas Everyday Now Why Don't Christmas Come To Stay Let's Have Christmas Everyday Since Good Fortune Came My Way I'd Have Christmas Everyday Since Good Fortune Came My Way Let's Have Christmas Everyday
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Its Christmas Eve in Chicago The wind is something here Sitdown to drink some beer Had a kick ass band on the stereo Dont ask what there playing Cause man i just dont know Seems like everyone i know Has gone home for the holidays But man when you havnt got a home This world got some coldhard ways If you think i feelin sorry for myself Man dont ya get me wrong Its those cold hard wordly ways, that inspired me to to write this song verse 2 I just took me a pill,for this cold But with all the beerim drinkin Im sure wont help alot But if i drink enough Liquor And i drink myself enough Scotch Maybe that be the cure For these Christmas blues i got This world got some coldhard ways If you think i feelin sorry for myself Man dont ya get me wrong Its those cold hard wordly ways, that inspired me to to write this song Its Christmas Eve in Chicago The wind is something here Sitdown to drink some beer Had a kick ass band on the stereo Dont ask what there playing Cause man i just dont know Seems like everyone i know Has gone home for the holidays But man when you havnt got a home
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God rest ye merry, gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember, Christ, our Saviour Was born on Christmas day To save us all from Satan's power When we were gone astray O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy In Bethlehem, in Israel, This blessed Babe was born And laid within a manger Upon this blessed morn The which His Mother Mary Did nothing take in scorn O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy From God our Heavenly Father A blessed Angel came; And unto certain Shepherds Brought tidings of the same: How that in Bethlehem was born The Son of God by Name. O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy "Fear not then," said the Angel, "Let nothing you affright, This day is born a Saviour Of a pure Virgin bright, To free all those who trust in Him From Satan's power and might." O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy The shepherds at those tidings Rejoiced much in mind, And left their flocks a-feeding In tempest, storm and wind: And went to Bethlehem straightway The Son of God to find. O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy And when they came to Bethlehem Where our dear Saviour lay, They found Him in a manger, Where oxen feed on hay; His Mother Mary kneeling down, Unto the Lord did pray. O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy
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You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen But do you recall The most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw him You would even say it glows All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say "Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you lead my sleigh tonight?" Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee "Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history" Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw him You would even say it glows All of the other reindeer Used to…
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O holy night the stars are brightly shining It is the night of our dear Savior's birth Long lay the world in sin and error pining Till He appeared and the soul felt its worth A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices For yonder breaks a new glorious morn Fall on your knees O hear the angels' voices O night divine O night when Christ was born O night divine o night O night divine A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices For yonder breaks a new glorious morn Fall on your knees O hear the angels' voices O night divine O night when Christ was born O night divine o night O night divine Ooh yes it was Ooh it is the night of our dear Savior's birth Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah It was a holy holy holy, oh oh oh
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By now in New York City, there's snow on the ground And out in California, the sunshine's falling down And, maybe down in Memphis, Grace land's all in lights And in Atlanta, Georgia, there's peace on earth tonight Christmas in Dixie, it's snowin' in the pines Merry Christmas from Dixie, to everyone tonight It's windy in Chicago. The kids are out of school There's magic in Motown. The city's on the move In Jackson, Mississippi, to Charlotte, Caroline And all across the nation, it's the peaceful Christmas time Christmas in Dixie, it's snowin' in the pines Merry Christmas from Dixie, to everyone tonight And from Fort Payne, Alabama God bless why'all...We love ya...Happy New Year...Good night Merry Christmas...Merry Christmas tonight
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Robed in snow the city glows While huddled 'round a flame So low a candle gives it shame Little family polar cold Beneath an old abandoned fold Bridge that lost its name Star of Heaven Silver wheel you cleave the night Crown this blessed Eventide There beyond the alley way A humble trio, poor array Heed the distant wail A loaf, a blanket, bit of wine Offered in this bitter clime Treasure and wassail Blackness falls A child calls Fragile blade to pierce the shadow Heralding to all Star of Heaven Silver wheel you cleave the night Crown this blessed Eventide Star of Heaven Silver wheel the grand reveal Shine your glory - Silver wheel
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Snow flakes falling by my window Send a shiver down my spine, Its that season once again now This time last year you were mine. Tell me can you remember, Last year you and I, Was it so far in the distance When we made love by the fire. Bridge: Baby I know that I done you wrong Done you wrong in more ways than one Maybe your right, And we don`t belong, But I still holding on and this night is so long I`m just trying to get back to that high we were on. Chorus: Its gonna be a lonely lonely Christmas Without you, Its gonna be a lonely lonely Christmas, Without you Its gonna be a lonely lonely Christmas Without you Verse 2: I, hear the sounds of Christmas time Bells ringing in my head, I got another of wine And some red head in my bed. Now the party is getting started And I just wanna sing the blues, In a room full of good company But it means fuc! all with out you. Bridge: Baby I know that I done you wrong Done you wrong in more ways than one Maybe your right, And we don`t belong, But Im still holding on and this night is so long I`m just trying to get back to that high we were on. Chorus: Its gonna be a lonely lonely Christmas Without you Its gonna be a lonely lonely Christmas Without you Its gonna be a lonely lonely Christmas Without you
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Have a merry, windy xmas May your bowels be filled with joy May we all feel good cheer With our loved ones so dear As we fart under the mistletoe (Verse) It's xmas time again And there's snow on the ground and the church bells are ringing There's santa in his sleigh And we do hope he's bringing some presents your way (Bridge) We wish you peace at this holiest time And may Odin bless your wind today We pray your dreams will come true on this night And our farting doesn't scare them away (Chorus) Have a merry, windy xmas May your bowels be filled with joy May we all feel good cheer With our loved ones so dear As we fart under the mistletoe (Verse 2) The curry's in the pot And the ale's flowing free and the naan bread is ready The poppadoms are here And the faeries have all got their stockings this year (Bridge) We wish you peace at this holiest time And may Odin bless your wind today We pray your dreams will come true on this night And our farting doesn't scare them away (Chorus) Have a merry, windy xmas May your bowels be filled with joy May we all feel good cheer With our loved ones so dear As we fart under the mistletoe (Guitar Solo) (Audience Participation) Have a merry, windy xmas May your bowels be filled with joy May we all feel good cheer With our loved ones so dear As we fart under the mistletoe (Double Chorus) Have a merry, windy xmas May your bowels be filled with joy May we all feel good cheer With our loved ones so dear As we fart under the mistletoe Have a merry, windy xmas May your bowels be filled with joy May we all feel good cheer With our loved ones so dear As we fart under the mistletoe
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Silent Night 04:45
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Snow on the ground hear the sound of empty festivities ahead Enjoy life was what you said Fifteen years have passed, since you left Its Christmas time you had to go couldn't you have left after the snow Ferns in the wood, you understood holly and wine choir time Lost days of Yule the gatherings memories of song and apple gin Church bells ring tidings bring cranberry sauce and the finest things. Snow on the ground hear the sound of, empty festivities ahead Enjoy life, was what you said Only memories now instead Snow on the ground hear the sound of, empty festivities ahead Enjoy life, was what you said Fifteen years have passed since you left
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Hey Guys I just lost the girl of my dreams..at Christmas You know what? Its all about love.. you know.. guess what spending with the one that you love. I remember sitting on his lap, asking what ever I need. I don't want no silly toys, I'm looking for the girl of my dreams yeah. He said you are too young boy..why don't you look in my sack.. Hey Santa I want the girl and I aint coming back.. Yeah. I cant believe its Christmas time again.. Have a Sykko Christmas.. I cant believe the girl is mine this time... Have a Sykko Christmas.. I was sitting round the fire place, wondering what the hell I could do.. Thinking what ive said and done.. I meant to get the message to you.. Yeah.. It was cold on Christmas eve..I was sitting alone.. Cant believe it, what I saw, well guess ill answer the door..Yeah I cant believe its Christmas time again.. Have a Sykko Christmas... I cant believe that the girl is mine this time... Have a Sykko Christmas... La la la la la have a Sykko Christmas La la la la la have a Sykko Christmas Id like to thank everyone out there for everything they've done for us.. Have a Sykko Christmas.. Everybody out there we love you all.. Have a Sykko Christmas Yeah.
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We three kings of Orient are; Bearing gifts we traverse afar, Field and fountain, moor and mountain, Following yonder star. O star of wonder, star of light, Star with royal beauty bright, Westward leading, still proceeding, Guide us to thy perfect light. Born a King on Bethlehem's plain Gold I bring to crown Him again, King forever, ceasing never, Over us all to reign. Frankincense to offer have I; Incense owns a Deity nigh; Prayer and praising, voices raising, Worshiping God on high. Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume Breathes a life of gathering gloom; Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying, Sealed in the stone cold tomb. Glorious now behold Him arise; King and God and sacrifice; Alleluia, Alleluia, Sounds through the earth and skies.

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An absolutly stunning Christmas Album like you have never heard before
music ranging from Metal to heavy ,classic rock original songs mixed with classics a great album with all proceeds going to Hospiscare

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released November 22, 2018

All the Artists that helped to make this possible ,to Andy and Verity Steve Tracey my partners in crime ,and to everyone that supports the unsigned rock scene

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